I forgot...

[venta]

...to mention last week, after a trip to Waitrose:

They have a section of one aisle designated (according to the plackard above) Table Stationery.

It's, like, napkins and disposable plates and such.

Table Stationery?

I ask you.

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bathroom stationary

[thegreenman.livejournal.com]

Sadly, google gives several likely looking hits...

When did toilet roll become toilet tissue?

I was intrigued to see an ad a few years ago for a cream (female specific) for "personal membrane irritation"

Re: bathroom stationary

[kissifa.livejournal.com]

"personal membrane irritation"

Aw, now that is so cool! I love advertising!

By the way, did the cream come with it's own special applicator glove?

Re: bathroom stationary

[thegreenman.livejournal.com]

You are a kindred spirit and I claim my five euros.

The english language is such fun.

Last year I was driving through Twyford and kept noticing a sign to an upstairs clinic : "American Hair Removal"

As I sat at the traffic lights I often used to wonder where precisely American Hair was on the body that made it's removal so important.

I had visions of anxious women sitting inside waiting to have embrassing tufts of bum-crack hair removed...

I know, I know. I should get out more.

Re: bathroom stationary

[wimble.livejournal.com]

Ewww. Just ... Ewww.

Somebody please get this man out more (or less)!