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ventaA month or two back, I had some problems with my bike pedals.
Scccrrrrch! went the bike as I pedalled. Scrrrrch!
Hmm, diagnosed one of my colleagues. I bet your pedal wobbles like this <wobbles pedal>
Yup. He grabbed the crank and demonstrated that it wobbled laterally. I took the little cap thingy off, tightened it up, popped the cap back on. No more wobble. Colleague warned that the wobbling probably indicated that bits were worn, and I'd have to keep re-tightening it until bits were replaced.
Riding back into town, my bike went Scrrrrch! a lot. Still. I took myself to the bike shop and explained the problem.
Doesn't wobble, said Bikeshopman. No, it doesn't, I said, I tightened it up.
No, he said, that's just a cap, tightening that doesn't do anything.
No, I said, I took the cap off and took a socket to it.
You, he said in disbelief, own a socket set?
I let him off, because was in other ways nice and helpful, and greased the bit where the pedals attached so it didn't go Scrrrch! any more. He assured me I didn't need to replace the cranks in any kind of a hurry.
I have, however, intermittently been checking them for wobbles. They've been fine.
(NB My bike is twenty years old. The cranks probably don't attach like you think they do. I have no idea what you think, but thus far this morning a succession of colleauges have come in and opined at me before realising that the cranks on my bike don't attach like they think they do.)
Today I was pootling happily along the A33 cycle path.
Brrr, chilly.
Why don't cars put lights on in the fog ?
Ooh, pedal a bit wobbly.
Ooh, pedal very wobbly.
Quite close to work, I'll scoot along haphazardly and have a proper look when I get there.
*clang*
Oh.
I walked the rest of the way, carrying the pedal and pushing my bike.
Scccrrrrch! went the bike as I pedalled. Scrrrrch!
Hmm, diagnosed one of my colleagues. I bet your pedal wobbles like this <wobbles pedal>
Yup. He grabbed the crank and demonstrated that it wobbled laterally. I took the little cap thingy off, tightened it up, popped the cap back on. No more wobble. Colleague warned that the wobbling probably indicated that bits were worn, and I'd have to keep re-tightening it until bits were replaced.
Riding back into town, my bike went Scrrrrch! a lot. Still. I took myself to the bike shop and explained the problem.
Doesn't wobble, said Bikeshopman. No, it doesn't, I said, I tightened it up.
No, he said, that's just a cap, tightening that doesn't do anything.
No, I said, I took the cap off and took a socket to it.
You, he said in disbelief, own a socket set?
I let him off, because was in other ways nice and helpful, and greased the bit where the pedals attached so it didn't go Scrrrch! any more. He assured me I didn't need to replace the cranks in any kind of a hurry.
I have, however, intermittently been checking them for wobbles. They've been fine.
(NB My bike is twenty years old. The cranks probably don't attach like you think they do. I have no idea what you think, but thus far this morning a succession of colleauges have come in and opined at me before realising that the cranks on my bike don't attach like they think they do.)
Today I was pootling happily along the A33 cycle path.
Brrr, chilly.
Why don't cars put lights on in the fog ?
Ooh, pedal a bit wobbly.
Ooh, pedal very wobbly.
Quite close to work, I'll scoot along haphazardly and have a proper look when I get there.
*clang*
Oh.
I walked the rest of the way, carrying the pedal and pushing my bike.
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Date: 2010-09-30 12:51 pm (UTC)However, since I'd begun the conversation by saying that I was perfectly happy doing my own car maintenance, but that bike maintenance freaked me out, he shouldn't have been surprised that I owned tools. I decided the easiest explanation was probably that he was Stupid.
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Date: 2010-09-30 12:53 pm (UTC)