Time goes by so slowly for those who wait

[venta]

For the best part of a fortnight I've been intermittently coughing and hacking and spluttering and generally sounding like dying sealion. But without the ability to balance a ball on my nose (I tried).

In among the many apologies to my colleagues for the godawful noises, I mentioned the likelihood of gold watches.

Everyone looked at me funny. Again.

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It never was a gold watch, by the way.

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[failmaster.livejournal.com]

My mum always used to say "Cough it up, it might be a piano"

...which has to be even less likely than the gold watch theory.

[venta.livejournal.com]

OK, I officially don't feel like I'm being the weird one any more :)