Do you feel like a chain store? Practically floored.

[venta]

Funniest thing on the news today: M&S anti-cellulite knicker claims 'misleading'

...contains the wonderful paragraph:

"The £29.50 Anti-Cellulite Firm Control Waist and Thigh Clincher pants contain vitamin E, aloe vera and caffeine."

Caffeinated pants?

I appreciate that cellulite blights some people's lives but really... who thought caffeinated pants would help?

Comments

[cuthbertcross.livejournal.com]

Oh, how I love both you and this thread.

Am wondering if a tea-flavoured varient might be a good idea in case of emergencies. They could have 10,000 perforations in the gusset Just In Case.

[ulfilias.livejournal.com]

Lets the flavour flood out ???

*boggles*