Do you feel like a chain store? Practically floored.

[venta]

Funniest thing on the news today: M&S anti-cellulite knicker claims 'misleading'

...contains the wonderful paragraph:

"The £29.50 Anti-Cellulite Firm Control Waist and Thigh Clincher pants contain vitamin E, aloe vera and caffeine."

Caffeinated pants?

I appreciate that cellulite blights some people's lives but really... who thought caffeinated pants would help?

Comments

[serpentstar.livejournal.com]

I think the caffeine is included solely to stimulate the pants, rather than the wearer. One wouldn't want to get up in the morning & pull on one's pants, expecting cinchage, but find that they hadn't woken up yet and one's arse was still a ginormous Size 10.

[venta.livejournal.com]

Even more disappointing if you bought them off the back of the BBC article and were expecting cLinchage.