Do you feel like a chain store? Practically floored.

[venta]

Funniest thing on the news today: M&S anti-cellulite knicker claims 'misleading'

...contains the wonderful paragraph:

"The £29.50 Anti-Cellulite Firm Control Waist and Thigh Clincher pants contain vitamin E, aloe vera and caffeine."

Caffeinated pants?

I appreciate that cellulite blights some people's lives but really... who thought caffeinated pants would help?

Comments

[metame.livejournal.com]

People do crazy thing for teh body-image fashionz, don't they. have been for a while...
See corsets, bodices, girdles etc for when it's worth squeezing yourself into such a constricting garment 8-10 hours a day, 6 days a week for ever.

[lnr]

You may have noticed that those sort of garments have been very much out of fashion for a long time. I don't think it's a good step if they're coming back in!