Do you feel like a chain store? Practically floored.

[venta]

Funniest thing on the news today: M&S anti-cellulite knicker claims 'misleading'

...contains the wonderful paragraph:

"The £29.50 Anti-Cellulite Firm Control Waist and Thigh Clincher pants contain vitamin E, aloe vera and caffeine."

Caffeinated pants?

I appreciate that cellulite blights some people's lives but really... who thought caffeinated pants would help?

Comments

[beckyc.livejournal.com]

I guess the millions of micro-bubbles which hold the caffeine in place are waterproof :)

Oh yeah, then how do they get the active ingredients to our skin then? :-)

[venta.livejournal.com]

Oy, you, keep your spirit of scientific enquiry to yourself, we're trying to sell pants here!

[ar-gemlad.livejournal.com]

Obviously you are forgetting about the memory effect of knicker elastic, variant transit caffeine osmosis and the quantum entanglement of vitamin E.

[beckyc.livejournal.com]

In that case, I completely retract my statement :-).