She said there's ants in the carpet, dirty little monsters

[venta]

Ladies and gentlemen, a new word:

hidy
v.tr.
[-dies, -dying, -died]
to create order by putting anything messy out of sight somewhere else

Crap, my parents are coming! Hidy the front room!
I've cleared the floor by hidying everything under the bed.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

You got a new set of parents then? Or is this very advanced hidying for July? Anyway, we're the ones who hide stuff under the beds when visitors are due, so it's probably heredity. And the Dad says is hidying everything a hidywhole?

[venta.livejournal.com]

They were exemplar sentences, you daft bat, as seen in all the best dictionaries.

Anyway, I don't hidy things when you come round. I might if you kicked off more about the mess :)