Why does the sun go on shining?

[venta]

Oh for heaven's sake. It's raining again

At this rate, I feel we should all be much more worried about the need for an ark than about anything a bunch of whitecoats are getting up to in Cern.

Comments

[feanelwa.livejournal.com]

IKEA do not sell arks. This is a problem. I have not looked in the Argos catalogue yet.

[venta.livejournal.com]

Shame. How brilliant would a flatpack ark be ?

"Insert flange in gopherwood panel A into slot in gopherwood panel B. Apply pitch (provided separately in Vats 1 and 2) to both sides."

[feanelwa.livejournal.com]

You have to remember to get the pitch from the end of IKEA, after you've been round the children department and the office department and the kitchen department but before you get to the meatballs.

[venta.livejournal.com]

I wonder if they'd sell the animals to fill it with too...

Pair of breeding elephants

Product: PAKYDÖRM
Colour: grey
This product does not require assembly. Please remember to collect both boxes.

[bopeepsheep.livejournal.com]

I vote that this gets Metaquoted! :D

[venta.livejournal.com]

Y'what... ?
<prods around>
Good heavens. A whole LJ community I knew nowt about :)

[bopeepsheep.livejournal.com]

They don't either. We're looking hopefully at the Lego now...