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Reasons why you should not teach children science, part I.

Overheard at the weekend:

[Small child wishes to leave current location, which is outdoors.]

"Can we go now ? Please can we go ?"

[Parents do not respond.]
[Small child looks meaningfully at bright sun.]

"Do you want me to get cancer ?"

Date: 2008-07-28 06:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lathany.livejournal.com
:-)

It's only a matter of time before Bea clocks that one. That said, [livejournal.com profile] bateleur and I are such indoor creatures (today excluded - we went to Kew and walked the tree-top path) that it'll be reserved for Granny Jo.

Date: 2008-07-28 06:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] venta.livejournal.com
Ooh, a tree-top path sounds exciting. Is it ?

Date: 2008-07-28 07:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lathany.livejournal.com
It was! The views were good (although it was not situated so much for views) and it was interesting to see the tops of trees rather than the bottoms. I suspect it gets pretty long queues at the weekend though (although they have craftily arranged the queue area so that it's shaded for the most part).

Date: 2008-07-28 08:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] leathellin.livejournal.com
They have previously had a temporary tree top path and it was also cool. I suspect a canopy path is more dramatic and I am looking forward to/hoping for one of those at some point.

There's some rather good Planet Earth (and other Attenborough series) canopy work.

Date: 2008-07-28 07:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cocacolasurfer.livejournal.com
I suppose we could just send the kid back to school, at least he'll be indoors, but not happy about it bwhahaha

Date: 2008-07-28 09:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bopeepsheep.livejournal.com
Me, to [livejournal.com profile] smallclanger: Why can't you remember what you had for lunch? It was only three hours ago.
[livejournal.com profile] smallclanger: I am only little and I haven't got enough neural pathways in my brain yet.

Date: 2008-07-30 11:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegreenman.livejournal.com
"Do you want me to get cancer ?"

"Yes. So you can die and we finally get some peace and quiet and our lives back"

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