Sleep when I'm dead

[venta]

When the news this morning announced that Barclays Bank was embarking on a "fundraising programme", did anyone else immediately envisage an extensive, nationwide outbreak of coffee mornings, raffles and fun-runs ?

In other news, a friend of mine is trying to flog a pair of Bon Jovi tickets for "this weekend" (presumably Twickenham, but I don't know which day). If anyone might be interested in buying them, they should let me know.