I'd rather have a bowl of Cocopops

[venta]

As ever, things are never quite how they should be.

Wandering the cereal aisle in Sainsbury's last night, I observed this:



I hurried gleefully down, eager to see what X-rated breakfast goods they had on offer. Tarantino Flakes, maybe, which shake into the bowl in a shower of dismembered body parts and foul language. At the very least I was hoping for glossy, full-frontal nudity on the box.



I feel let down by the world. Nothing more exciting than Special K, things with improbably spelled names suggesting improved health, and frighteningly worthy-looking muesli.

Still, at least I am reassured that my otherwise quite boring bran flakes came from a different section and are therefore suitable for juveniles.

Comments

[jiggery-pokery.livejournal.com]

My favourite muesli is in the Be Good To Yourself range from Sainsbury's, because it's 51% fruit. As discussed above, it's probably more sugary than anything else on the aisle. But, y'know, mumble.

[jiggery-pokery.livejournal.com]

Probably more to the point: 51% fruit and no nuts.