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Image searches... they still don't work very well.

I've recently had two cartoons described to me. I think they're both brilliant and would love to know where to get hold of copies of them. They work quite well spoken out loud, but I'd like to see them.

I suppose I could re-draw them myself but (a) that seems like cheating on several levels and (b) I can't actually draw.

Cartoon one: a single panel. In it, a bloke wearing an FCUK t-shirt stares aghast at a statue of Cnut.

Cartoon two: a single panel. A medieval-period serf is carrying a salver, on which is a pig with an apple in its mouth. The pig has also been mounted from behind by another pig. The caption reads: But Maſter, it diſtinctly said "ſucking pig"!