I was looking for a fatal attraction in my life

[venta]

Back from Whitby. There may follow reviewage, but in the interim I need your help on something.

On Sunday, in the course of trying to persuade me to do something, someone who shall remain nameless[*] offered me a blowjob if I complied[**].

Now, I've always been under the impression that this is just not possible. Blowjobs are things which can only be performed on blokes. However, maybe the term has wider use than I thought. There is, of course, only one way to settle such things.

[Poll #1080106]


[*] Mostly because I don't know their name.
[**] If you want to know, I declined.

Comments

[undyingking.livejournal.com]

There was a young woman who said
"I resent being the giver of head.
I want to receive!"
"If you don't like it, leave,"
Growled her lover, and ***ed her instead.

[venta.livejournal.com]

I hestitate, given the context, to use the phrase 'rising to a challenge', but you deserve some sort of picking-up-an-idea-and-running-with-it award for that :)

[undyingking.livejournal.com]

Hurrah! I like limericks. If there was some job that just involved writing limericks all day, I could happily do that. (Well, limericks and the occasional mini radio play about poisoned pumpkins.)