For some years, the M40 has sported one of my favourite locations for graffiti. I'm not sure when I first noticed it - travelling on the coach from Oxford to London, or when I started driving, I imagine - but there it was, plastered across a fence just before the junction with the M25.
It's a pannelled fence and in childish writing, one letter per panel, it read "Why do I do this every day?". Further along, in block capitals, was possibly my all-time favourite graffito "EAT MORE PEAS!". I don't actually like peas, but something about being given dietary advice by a motorway fence appealed to me. Later someone added in glossy, white letters "Jesus, Prince of Strife".
Then a few years ago, it all changed. The question was replaced with the insistent "Why do I still do this every day?", in the same childish writing on a grass-green background. It obliterated the peas, and ate into the edge of Jesus.
For a long time, I thought it was sad. The persistent plea of a tired commuter, sick to death of the M40 but tied to a job that required it. Then I realised that actually, there must be thousands of such weary commuters, and only one with the time, energy and resources to lug a large quantity of paint up a hill and trumpet his (or her) dissatisfaction with the status quo. Maybe others had thought about it, but none had actually done it. The determination in itself transforms them from the humdrum commuter they claim to be.
The other week, though, it was all change again. A new slogan adorns the fence. In giant, bulgy 3D capitals it now reads "NEW TEAM SUPREME". I'm sure a different hand has been at work; maybe they're just announcing their claim of the fence. I look forward to developments.
It's a pannelled fence and in childish writing, one letter per panel, it read "Why do I do this every day?". Further along, in block capitals, was possibly my all-time favourite graffito "EAT MORE PEAS!". I don't actually like peas, but something about being given dietary advice by a motorway fence appealed to me. Later someone added in glossy, white letters "Jesus, Prince of Strife".
Then a few years ago, it all changed. The question was replaced with the insistent "Why do I still do this every day?", in the same childish writing on a grass-green background. It obliterated the peas, and ate into the edge of Jesus.
For a long time, I thought it was sad. The persistent plea of a tired commuter, sick to death of the M40 but tied to a job that required it. Then I realised that actually, there must be thousands of such weary commuters, and only one with the time, energy and resources to lug a large quantity of paint up a hill and trumpet his (or her) dissatisfaction with the status quo. Maybe others had thought about it, but none had actually done it. The determination in itself transforms them from the humdrum commuter they claim to be.
The other week, though, it was all change again. A new slogan adorns the fence. In giant, bulgy 3D capitals it now reads "NEW TEAM SUPREME". I'm sure a different hand has been at work; maybe they're just announcing their claim of the fence. I look forward to developments.
"I'm Sorry"
Date: 2007-10-12 10:03 am (UTC)Also, I can't think of any songs the M6 is mentioned in apart from two by NMA. Something wrong there.
Re: "I'm Sorry"
Date: 2007-10-12 10:09 am (UTC)(Is that the one you meant, or is that a third ? I'm sure there's another that I can't think of.)
Re: "I'm Sorry"
Date: 2007-10-12 10:16 am (UTC)Re: "I'm Sorry"
Date: 2007-10-12 10:21 am (UTC)Incidentally, is the new album any cop ? I failed to notice its release, ordered it, and have been outwitted by the postal strike. I wasn't overwhelmed by Carnival, so am hoping for better.
Re: "I'm Sorry"
Date: 2007-10-12 10:27 am (UTC)The real NMA find recently has been the two new songs on the BD3 EP, which are compulsory buys if you're a fan.
Re: "I'm Sorry"
Date: 2007-10-12 10:58 am (UTC)Re: "I'm Sorry"
Date: 2007-10-12 02:48 pm (UTC)Re: "I'm Sorry"
Date: 2007-10-12 02:50 pm (UTC)Re: "I'm Sorry"
Date: 2007-10-12 03:18 pm (UTC)The road isn't mentioned in the song lyrics, the closest reference being "Look into the stars as cars go by" - so I suppose it's possible that it actually refers to the M62 nebula...
Re: "I'm Sorry"
Date: 2007-10-12 03:20 pm (UTC)I'm not sure how much mileage there is in a "songs which mention motorways" thread. Though I expect I'll spend the rest of the day trying to think of them.
Re: "I'm Sorry"
Date: 2007-10-12 03:25 pm (UTC)Re: "I'm Sorry"
Date: 2007-10-12 03:30 pm (UTC)Erm... Bill Bragg did one about the A13, does that count? And there's 2-4-6-8 Motorway... I think that's me done now.
Re: "I'm Sorry"
Date: 2007-10-12 03:35 pm (UTC)Though tonight I have to try and find time to listen to The Flat Earth, because I can't online find the text of Thomas Dolby's rant which he breaks into in White City. Something about the A55(?) being a fucking terrible road, before he starts waffling about undulating, ovulating countryside.
Re: "I'm Sorry"
Date: 2007-10-12 09:11 pm (UTC)"The English motorway system is beautiful and strange
It's been there forever, it's never going to change"
(as used as the epigraph of Park and Ride by Miranda Sawyer)
Re: "I'm Sorry"
Date: 2007-10-13 10:08 am (UTC)"She said her life
Was like a motorway --
Dull, grey and long --
'Til he came along."
Re: "I'm Sorry"
Date: 2007-11-06 03:40 pm (UTC)It goes all the way from Hull until it turns into the M60 just outside Manchester. Or indeed in the opposite direction:
http://www.toporoute.com/cgi-bin/getSavedRoute.cgi?routeKey=BFBAEJJAYKCUKNL
Re: "I'm Sorry"
Date: 2007-11-06 04:39 pm (UTC)(And yes, you definitely win some sort of prize, although I'm not sure quite what ;-)