I just popped downstairs to make myself yet another hot drink, when I heard a ferocious clanging, as of a school bell signalling the end of playtime. I went to look out of the window, fearing that, in view of my recent state of health, someone might have sent the plague-cart round.
So I can now - only a few years late - answer a question that was posed on here:
There are rag-and-bone men still patrolling the streets in south-east England. Unless like their north-eastern counterparts, they don't announce themselves with a cry of Nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag-bn, but ring a handbell. Out of the window. While driving. Something which, unlike the use of mobile phones, probably isn't explicitly banned under law.
The truck pulled up outside our house, and a man wearing a donkey jacket leapt out and knocked next door.
- You got any <notsure> you want rid of ? I'll take them away ?
- Yes, I have.
- Any radiators ? I can get rid of them for you.
- Yes.
CLATTERING
- What about <alsonotsure>, would you take that ?
- Yes, bring it out.
It was exactly like a really poorly scripted scene in a sitcom. (Subsequent nosiness on my part revealed that <alsonotsure> was, in fact, a cooker. )
Had the nextdoorneighbour requested a call ? Did he formerly have all his scrap radiators piled up in the garden looking obvious ? I've no idea. Rag-and-bone man didn't knock on anyone else's door, he just drove slowly off. Clanging a lot.
So I can now - only a few years late - answer a question that was posed on here:
There are rag-and-bone men still patrolling the streets in south-east England. Unless like their north-eastern counterparts, they don't announce themselves with a cry of Nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag-bn, but ring a handbell. Out of the window. While driving. Something which, unlike the use of mobile phones, probably isn't explicitly banned under law.
The truck pulled up outside our house, and a man wearing a donkey jacket leapt out and knocked next door.
- You got any <notsure> you want rid of ? I'll take them away ?
- Yes, I have.
- Any radiators ? I can get rid of them for you.
- Yes.
CLATTERING
- What about <alsonotsure>, would you take that ?
- Yes, bring it out.
It was exactly like a really poorly scripted scene in a sitcom. (Subsequent nosiness on my part revealed that <alsonotsure> was, in fact, a cooker. )
Had the nextdoorneighbour requested a call ? Did he formerly have all his scrap radiators piled up in the garden looking obvious ? I've no idea. Rag-and-bone man didn't knock on anyone else's door, he just drove slowly off. Clanging a lot.
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Date: 2007-10-11 02:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-10-11 03:16 pm (UTC)I have to admit to having no idea what Mungo is, I'm afraid.
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Date: 2007-10-11 04:07 pm (UTC)More random terminology here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Textile_manufacturing_terminology
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Date: 2007-10-11 04:40 pm (UTC)