I don't disapprove of the things you remove

[venta]

Two days into the bedroom-tidying onslaught and I've found this funny, fuzzy stuff lying about the place. I think it's called floor.

You know that thing you do if you're lazy - when vacuuming, you use the vacuum cleaner to 'pick up' large things from the floor, turning the tube round to handlevel so you don' t have to bend down ? I have just learnt the hard way that cloth items - even quite sizable ones - should not be treated this way when using a Dyson. Blimey, those things really do suck.

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[venta.livejournal.com]

Pah. You don't fool me with your 'whole flat' nonsense. Don't you know that stuff expands to fit the space available ?

Incidentally: cat/dog hair is easily removed from furnishings, carpets etc. If you find a rubber glove (of the ordinary washing-up variety) then running your hand across even the most built-up fluff depost picks it all up. And so Mrs Beeton would have said if she'd ever had Marigolds.

[(Anonymous)]

Ever read 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang'? There's a wonderful scene in it where Caractacus Potts is trying to create a vaccuum cleaner. 'Away with brushing, away with cleaning, and away with dirty carpets!' The dirty carpet disappeared all right - up the nozzle of the cleaner!

This is why there are hardly any carpets in my house.

Cathy xxx