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Two important questions:

The other day, I read someone casually referring to "leaving milk and cookies out for Santa" - like it was a normal thing. Frankly, I feel t'old chap is getting rather a poor deal in that household. I always left a mince pie, a glass of sherry, and a carrot (for the reindeer). At lunchtime today I heard someone old enough to have grandchildren waxing quite irate about one of her grandchildren having mentioned leaving whisky out for Santa - she thought it should be sherry, too.

So, what did you leave ?

Owing to time pressures one evening last week, my evening meal was formed from a packet of Monster Much (pre-gig) and some toast and Marmite (post-gig). The packet of Monster Munch was very large, but the actual Munches themselves were disappointingly small. I'm sure you used to be able to wear Monster Munch as rings - and yes, I know my fingers are bigger than whenever I last ate Monster Munch twenty years ago - but now they're tiny little things.

Have Monster Munch gone a bit Wagon Wheels and shrunk ?

Date: 2006-12-20 01:10 am (UTC)
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My forthcoming spawn shall be firmly taught that Father Christmas favours a bottle of a decent Real Ale and a clean pint glass, thank you you little sod who'll be waking him at six in any case.

Have I missed something ?

Date: 2006-12-20 09:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] venta.livejournal.com
Are these hypothetical forthcoming spawn, or are they, like, actually coming forth in the near future ?

Re: Have I missed something ?

Date: 2006-12-20 10:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] venta.livejournal.com
Well, blimey. Congratulations/good luck, all of you.

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