Be good, for goodness' sake

[venta]

Two important questions:

The other day, I read someone casually referring to "leaving milk and cookies out for Santa" - like it was a normal thing. Frankly, I feel t'old chap is getting rather a poor deal in that household. I always left a mince pie, a glass of sherry, and a carrot (for the reindeer). At lunchtime today I heard someone old enough to have grandchildren waxing quite irate about one of her grandchildren having mentioned leaving whisky out for Santa - she thought it should be sherry, too.

So, what did you leave ?

Owing to time pressures one evening last week, my evening meal was formed from a packet of Monster Much (pre-gig) and some toast and Marmite (post-gig). The packet of Monster Munch was very large, but the actual Munches themselves were disappointingly small. I'm sure you used to be able to wear Monster Munch as rings - and yes, I know my fingers are bigger than whenever I last ate Monster Munch twenty years ago - but now they're tiny little things.

Have Monster Munch gone a bit Wagon Wheels and shrunk ?

Comments

[al-fruitbat.livejournal.com]

1) Traps. (no, really. My parents took to leaving the stocking elsewhere in the house)

2) Yes, definitely in the case of Monster Munch. In the case of Wagon Wheels I believe so, but I do have a larger mouth now.

[leathellin.livejournal.com]

1) Traps. (no, really. My parents took to leaving the stocking elsewhere in the house)

Do de do. I'll just pootle past looking innocent. I blame science myself.

Also we kind of figured Santa could go help themselves out of the fridge and drink most of the bottle.