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I'll have them cook you something that you'll really love

Yesterday, while in the gym, I was half-watching an ITV program called Dinner Date.

( Which appears to be a wholly flawed implementation of an interesting idea )

( What would you do? )

In utterly unrelated news: I feel vaguely wrong listening to The Tea Party now. They are not (as far as I'm aware!) connected with the political movement.