When you work all day...

[venta]

OK, it's a daft question. Blame _yakumo_, he started it...

Musical condoms:

[Poll #836212]

Comments

[undyingking.livejournal.com]

When do they play the music? Constantly?

[venta.livejournal.com]

_yakumo_ wouldn't admit to knowing the details.

Anyone who does know (or is brave enough to google) is cordially invited to share the information with the rest of us.

[venta.livejournal.com]

OK, I caved in and googled.

A news story (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1285527.html) (though it's quoting the Sun, so that may be the wrong phrase) reports that vigorousness of activity is related to volume.

An on-line retailer I located offers condoms which play Happy Birthday, The Wedding March and (worryingly) Three Little Pigs. Apparently one squeezes the end to activate, and there is a small speaker in the base.

Now, wasn't that really more than you wanted to know ?

[undyingking.livejournal.com]

Three Little Pigs?? Worrying indeed.

(a) Is that a nursery rhyme? -- if so, it's one that must have somehow passed me by. How does it go? Do they sit outside your window and oink "Don't worry 'bout a thing"?

(b) I don't quite see how it fits into the theme of "important days in your life" apparently hinted at by the other two. But I'm not sure I want to know the explanation of that one.

[davefish.livejournal.com]

Maybe you could add sensors, so that the music changed as things progressed.

How you would would market it might be a challenge... Maybe call it "DJ on my willy"

[venta.livejournal.com]

They do have sensors... see links in reply to Undyingking above...

[davefish.livejournal.com]

If you could get a mood sensor that would be great. A choice of music for every occasion. Any track by Garbage has to be a bad thing.

[marjory.livejournal.com]

Musical condoms sounds like the name of a game which would not be suitable for childrens' parties, now I come to think of it...

(the person not wearing one at the end of the round is out...)