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So, this morning I was attacked by a hit-and-run manicurist. This evening, I went out for dinner and came home carrying a surfboard.

This happens to everyone, right ?

Date: 2006-07-22 07:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lathany.livejournal.com
Was any of it deliberate?

Date: 2006-07-22 08:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bateleur.livejournal.com
Are you suggesting a hit and run manicurist manicured her by mistake ?

Date: 2006-07-22 09:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davefish.livejournal.com
Could have been a political manicuring gone wrong?

Date: 2006-07-22 06:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] venta.livejournal.com
The manicuring was deliberate on the part of the manicurist. She made one nail very shiny in an attempt to persuade me to buy complicated nailcare products. She'd have succeeded had they been cheaper.

The surfboard was deliberate and with my consent. It belongs to Mrs [livejournal.com profile] shrydar's sister, and is going to London to await collection, but its intended transporter had discovered his car was inconveniently full of people called Jo, and thus couldn't take it himself.

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