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[venta]

So, this morning I was attacked by a hit-and-run manicurist. This evening, I went out for dinner and came home carrying a surfboard.

This happens to everyone, right ?

Comments

[shrydar.livejournal.com]

You should read tikiwanderer's post on washing windows in the rain :)

J adds "It was only a small surfboard..." (Oh, and thanks btw!)

[venta.livejournal.com]

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Phew. I'm not abnormal, then :)

[lathany.livejournal.com]

Was any of it deliberate?

[bateleur.livejournal.com]

Are you suggesting a hit and run manicurist manicured her by mistake ?

[davefish.livejournal.com]

Could have been a political manicuring gone wrong?

[venta.livejournal.com]

The manicuring was deliberate on the part of the manicurist. She made one nail very shiny in an attempt to persuade me to buy complicated nailcare products. She'd have succeeded had they been cheaper.

The surfboard was deliberate and with my consent. It belongs to Mrs shrydar's sister, and is going to London to await collection, but its intended transporter had discovered his car was inconveniently full of people called Jo, and thus couldn't take it himself.