At the asshole end of the twentieth century

[venta]

Enough.

As the Arbiter of Everything, I hereby declare that low-slung trousers have gone low enough. At the point where your belt is below your buttocks, it is silly and you should stop it and remember where your hips are.

Is that clear, everyone ? Good.

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Builder's Bum and Tennis Elbow

[marjory.livejournal.com]

T'other night in the pub there was a couple with his'n'hers matching bum cleavage (in extremis. If buttocks had nipples, they would have been all but apparent.). They were sat on the stools at the bar just opposite where we were sitting and, as with many unnnerving sights, I had to work hard to tear my eyes away. I kind of wished that I'd had a camera with me.