At the asshole end of the twentieth century

[venta]

Enough.

As the Arbiter of Everything, I hereby declare that low-slung trousers have gone low enough. At the point where your belt is below your buttocks, it is silly and you should stop it and remember where your hips are.

Is that clear, everyone ? Good.

Comments

[bateleur.livejournal.com]

At the point where your belt is below your buttocks, it is silly

Can you please make an exception for when I need to use the toilet ?

(Respond ASAP, or I may have to choose between being silly and having a little accident !)

[venta.livejournal.com]

I do apologise for the misunderstanding. My proscription on the southwards-tendency of belts referred only to the location when in the "wear" position. While trousers are being donned, doffed, or lowered for purposes where the wearer deems such a thing necessary there are no rules attached to the necessary vertical position of the belt.

[bateleur.livejournal.com]

Phew, thanks, just in time !

[reddragdiva]

If one is on the toilet then it's the subject of a bum joke, and those are inherently funny.