At the asshole end of the twentieth century

[venta]

Enough.

As the Arbiter of Everything, I hereby declare that low-slung trousers have gone low enough. At the point where your belt is below your buttocks, it is silly and you should stop it and remember where your hips are.

Is that clear, everyone ? Good.

Comments

[reddragdiva]

Just wait until a tuft of bush at the front, suitably styled and coloured, is deemed fashionable.

[eviltwinemma.livejournal.com]

Bleeee! It's already bad enough dealing with the visible bits of thongs on people who should NEVER wear them - sometimes it's like looking at the bits of string that tie a rolled pork roast together.

[reddragdiva]

It's even more so when they don't bother with the thong. Just low pants and arsecrack (with tattoo above) shining light across the world.

[venta.livejournal.com]

That always makes me want to drop things down said arsecrack. Usually peanuts, since they tend to be readily available in pubs/clubs.

[eviltwinemma.livejournal.com]

Biros are quite good for that :-)

[marjory.livejournal.com]

Or else one could take the Pollyanna point of view and rejoice in the discovery of a new place in which to park your bike.

[bateleur.livejournal.com]

on people who should NEVER wear them

That there's flamewar talk !

[eviltwinemma.livejournal.com]

Heh. Given that at the moment I am essentially troll-shaped and insist on continuing to wear the things because they're comfy, but never wear low-rider jeans (in fact hardly ever wear low-rider anything in public anymore), you may be right. I got the pork/string thing from looking down.
People who should never wear thongs - thirteen-year-old girls, as a part of School Uniform. Usually the Diamante VeryThinString Ones. Discuss.

[shrydar.livejournal.com]

Fear the rise of the merkin!

I think waistlines should have stopped descending around 2004. (I've nothing 'gainst a muffintop though!)

[feanelwa.livejournal.com]

That must catch in buttonholes something rotten.

[pseudomonas.livejournal.com]

Zips. Ooch.

[venta.livejournal.com]

Well, a colleague of mine did claim he'd seen certain of the young ladies of Reading attempting to emulate a Christina Aguilera album cover (http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/images/B00006L71B/ref=dp_image_text_0/026-8986955-6132454?ie=UTF8) in a manner he wished they wouldn't.

[reddragdiva]

There are outfits where you can tell the person needed to shave an inch off the top to wear it that low.