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ventaMy advice to you: cease being my friend immediately.
It seems it has not been a good month for friends of mine. If you haven't been made redundant, split up with your partner or had some major household disaster, you've probably died, broken something serious like your back or pelvis, or been diagnosed with manic depression.
Anyone who has thus far escaped is forgiven (and potentially encouraged) to pretend with immediate effect that they have never known me. Of course, anyone who has had some form of life crisis in the last four weeks is also entirely welcome to blame it on me.
It seems it has not been a good month for friends of mine. If you haven't been made redundant, split up with your partner or had some major household disaster, you've probably died, broken something serious like your back or pelvis, or been diagnosed with manic depression.
Anyone who has thus far escaped is forgiven (and potentially encouraged) to pretend with immediate effect that they have never known me. Of course, anyone who has had some form of life crisis in the last four weeks is also entirely welcome to blame it on me.
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Date: 2005-09-29 09:37 am (UTC)But seriously, for me, this year has been the best for ages. Perhaps you just have a strong karma polarisation field, so all your normally-lucky friends have had ill fortune befall them while all the normally-disastrous ones have had sudden runs of good luck?
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Date: 2005-09-29 11:18 am (UTC)Or it is a biscuit badger that has stuffed all the biscuits...
:-)