My advice to you: cease being my friend immediately.
It seems it has not been a good month for friends of mine. If you haven't been made redundant, split up with your partner or had some major household disaster, you've probably died, broken something serious like your back or pelvis, or been diagnosed with manic depression.
Anyone who has thus far escaped is forgiven (and potentially encouraged) to pretend with immediate effect that they have never known me. Of course, anyone who has had some form of life crisis in the last four weeks is also entirely welcome to blame it on me.
It seems it has not been a good month for friends of mine. If you haven't been made redundant, split up with your partner or had some major household disaster, you've probably died, broken something serious like your back or pelvis, or been diagnosed with manic depression.
Anyone who has thus far escaped is forgiven (and potentially encouraged) to pretend with immediate effect that they have never known me. Of course, anyone who has had some form of life crisis in the last four weeks is also entirely welcome to blame it on me.
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Date: 2005-09-29 08:06 am (UTC)On the other hand they chipped my tooth and am having root canal work next month to fix it.
So swings and roundabouts.
I guess I got the good things as I'm not a friend of yours :-)
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Date: 2005-09-29 06:22 pm (UTC)I should perhaps add that people I'd call friends, and people whose journals I notionally read (which LJ inconveniently labels "friends") are not the same thing :)
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Date: 2005-09-29 07:24 pm (UTC)