Oh just twenty thousand people standing in a field

[venta]

For busyness and incompetence reasons, I've left this a bit late, but...

Is anyone going to Glastonbury ? I know about lnr, addedentry and j4. Anyone else ?

If anyone's interested in attempting to meet up and have a celebratory half of ginger beer or similar, they should drop me a line.

I'd be interested to know if anyone's evolved a funky meeting-up-strategy, too. Any landmark (that you can guess in advance) which is meetable-by becomes useless because of all the people meeting by it. And sms doesn't work - or at least it didn't last year - owing to network-overcrowding, and frankly phoning is pretty stuffed too.

Oh, and if anyone knows what the hell has happened to my tent-peg mallet, I'd like to know that too. I lent it to secutatrix so she could hit her harp with it. I know she gave it me back, but what on earth I did with it is a complete mystery.

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[davefish.livejournal.com]

I lent it to secutatrix so she could hit her harp with it. I know she gave it me back, but what on earth I did with it is a complete mystery.

You put it somewhere sensible but then some mates of the harp came around, bundled it into a car and sped off. They spent the next couple of hours beating it up, and then dumped it in a ditch about 10 miles from Heathrow. It was picked up by a kind and beautiful stranger who nursed it back to health. Curiously she couldn't speak English, but they eventually managed to understand one another. The mallet went with her back to her home country of Russia, where it turned out that she was part of the Russian mafia and he's been trained in martial arts and is now an up and coming hit-man.

I pity the harp and its mates, they won't know what hit them.

[bluedevi.livejournal.com]

*tumultuous applause*