He gets intimidated by the dirty pigeons

[venta]

What have I done to offend the local fauna ?

I just went into the garden to bring my washing in. There, in the middle of the line, was my lovingly-handwashed, carefully-pegged out, cream moleskin shirt. And some bastard bird has crapped all over it. My ornithological skills stop short of being able to tell you what kind of bird it was. Something large. Possibly a moa.

First foxes, now birds. What next ?

Comments

[diffrentcolours]

Blur -"Parklife"

[venta.livejournal.com]

Hmm. It's a very well known song, but it is a line from it that confuses a few people.

So, do you deserve a whole kudo, or merely a half-kudo ?

[diffrentcolours]

I'm quite happy with a half, thanks, I've just eaten.