He gets intimidated by the dirty pigeons
May. 12th, 2005 08:52 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ventaWhat have I done to offend the local fauna ?
I just went into the garden to bring my washing in. There, in the middle of the line, was my lovingly-handwashed, carefully-pegged out, cream moleskin shirt. And some bastard bird has crapped all over it. My ornithological skills stop short of being able to tell you what kind of bird it was. Something large. Possibly a moa.
First foxes, now birds. What next ?
I just went into the garden to bring my washing in. There, in the middle of the line, was my lovingly-handwashed, carefully-pegged out, cream moleskin shirt. And some bastard bird has crapped all over it. My ornithological skills stop short of being able to tell you what kind of bird it was. Something large. Possibly a moa.
First foxes, now birds. What next ?
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Date: 2005-05-12 08:05 pm (UTC)A heavily molting but very friendly cat?
A hamster with a taste for blood?
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Date: 2005-05-12 08:13 pm (UTC)A couple of years ago, a member of North British rapper did have to go to casualty following a terrier-attack in an Oxford pub while dancing. I believe he still bears the scars.
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Date: 2005-05-12 08:20 pm (UTC)Still I guess you've got to suffer for art.
Mum had her gardening gloves carted off by a fox. She found one in the undergrowth a few days later and the other one half buried a month later.