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On the way in to work this morning I followed a white Nissan for some distance. This was annoying because said Nissan wanted to drive at a consistent 10mph below the speed limit (driving at 50 in the 60 limit, and dropping neatly to 40 when we entered a 50 limit). The road's not good for overtaking, and I just didn't have enough go to overtake safely in the road space available.

However, it did mean that I spent some of the drive in thinking of a car advert that really should have been made:

[Bloke wearing leather trousers and a t-shirt with the sleeves ripped out leaps onto centre stage and grabs a mic. The band strikes up.]

"I love TV and I love T-Rex
I can see through your skirt I've got X-ray specs.

I drive a Pri-i-i-i-i-Pri-imera"

Thank you. That is all.