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It is the time of year where one is obliged to give thanks to Shane McGowan and Kirsty MacColl. When shops are playing Frosty the Snowman and Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree on some kind of homicide-inducing loop, there is exactly one non-execrable Christmas Song.

And, owing to checking a spelling there, I have just learnt that execrable and excreable are different words.

Date: 2004-12-13 04:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] venta.livejournal.com
how do you decide what makes a Christmas song

Er, is it about Christmas ? Is it about Christmassy things - snowmen, presents, chestnuts, feuding relatives, etc ? So no, "Only You" doesn't count even if it is on your Christmas compilation.

Prompted by Onebyone, I'd just gone off and googled for a list of Christmas Number Ones (http://www.ccl4.org/xmasno1.html). Most of them aren't (in my view) Christmas songs.

Date: 2004-12-13 04:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] broadmeadow.livejournal.com
Good. We agree on that at least! "Only You" should not be there. Nor, IMHO, should "Stay Another Day" by E17 (a) for the reasons already discussed, and (b) because it is excrutiatingly bad. However, IIRC they Confused and Muddled this argument by dressing up all Christmassy and having fake snow and stuff when the performed it. Damn them.

Date: 2004-12-13 04:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] onebyone.livejournal.com
Damn their eyes, damn their breeches, and damn their oily hides.

Date: 2004-12-13 04:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wimble.livejournal.com
What do you know about East 17's breeches?

Date: 2004-12-13 05:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] onebyone.livejournal.com
Nothing specific other than that they ought to be damned. Which is plenty.

Date: 2004-12-13 05:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maviscruet.livejournal.com
Oddly enough given your definition of Christmas, an arguement could be made that "Fairytale of New York" is not a christmas song.

Sure it mentions christmas but is it really about christmas? Or do the events happen at christmas.....

However I also agree with you, it chears my heart to hear it playing in shopping centeres. I sometimes stop and wait for the lines "you scumbag, you magget, you cheapy lousey fagot" before carrying on my way......

Date: 2004-12-13 05:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] onebyone.livejournal.com
is it really about christmas? Or do the events happen at christmas.....

's probably an alligator. You get them in songs. And in New York. Well known fact.

Date: 2004-12-13 05:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wimble.livejournal.com
I suggest you mean allegory. They're more common in songs, although I'm not so sure you find them in New York.

Date: 2004-12-13 06:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wimble.livejournal.com
You were just hoping I couldn't find a pciture of an allegory, weren't you?

(Anyway, that's just a handbag, or a pair of boots. I guess, you do find them in songs.)

What you really want to do is cite song references, and I don't think Flanders and Swann will help you on this one ;-)

Date: 2004-12-13 06:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] venta.livejournal.com
What you really want to do is cite song references

Like "See you later, alliogator" ?

Date: 2004-12-13 06:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] onebyone.livejournal.com
I don't think that's a picture of an allegory, it's a picture which is an allegory. So this is a picture of an allegory.

And surely there are plenty of songs about alligators.

Date: 2004-12-13 07:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bateleur.livejournal.com
...and pictures of alligators !

Although I prefer the tree sort myself.

Date: 2004-12-13 07:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] secretrebel.livejournal.com
Get me an allegory and make it snappy...

oh wait, you did.

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