Confessions of a tidier-upper

[venta]

onebyeone: I've got your Fighting Techniques of the Ancient World, and an Asterix book.
wimble: I've got your Stiff Little Fingers anthology.

Actually, they were quite recent loans, so it's more of a statement of fact than a confession.

However, most of these I should be (a) feeling quite guilty about and (b) returning:

leathellin: HOL rule book.
broadmeadow: History of the Underground.
snow_leopard: The Island of the Day Before and The Unbearable Lightness of Being
edling: Rosetta Stone CD.
davefish: Sunglasses case. And, apparently, a print out of the confirmation details for your and mprh's flight to Leipzig this year. Why ?

Not to mention some shamefully overdue items belonging to non-LJers.

Anyone else want to make a convincing case for me having something of theirs which they'd like found and given back ?

Comments

[dmh.livejournal.com]

Who is this imposter mprh, and what've they done with the real mrph?

[venta.livejournal.com]

Bah. You know who I mean :)

[mrph.livejournal.com]

I don't. But I'd like to find out, as it seems he's nicked my room for Leipzig... :)

[venta.livejournal.com]

Er, no, he hasn't. He apparently already went to Leipzig this year - you must have spent the weekend drugged in a box, and then had false memories implanted.

[mrph.livejournal.com]

Hmmm. Yeah. I think that explains a lot. Although it means a few of my so-called friends must be implicated in the conspiracy.

They'll pay for that. The bastards.

[dmh.livejournal.com]

Hang on... how do we know you're the real Morph? There's a 50% chance you're the evil doppleganger.

[davefish.livejournal.com]

That sounds quite close to the truth in some ways.

And as for the sunglasses case, I thought that it as completely eaten by mould.

[venta.livejournal.com]

No, I demoulded it. So merely slightly nibbled.

[mrph.livejournal.com]

Well, he doesn't seem to post much anyway. :)