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Well, it's no wonder there's a generation of illiterate kids, is it ?

In our staff room at present there is a bunch of sample books - they're delivered sporadically by The Book People and we have the chance to purchase any we like the look of. I started leafing through a kids' A-B-C book while I waited for the toaster to boil.

The opening pages described the game to play (find the correct letter, lift the flap to reveal a picture), and described the first few:

a flies high, b rings "DING DONG", c when she's happy purrs all day long

McGonagall is alive and well, but never mind.

There is a flap labelled "a", shaped like an apple. Underneath is a pop-up aeroplane. Well, they fly quite high. So far, so good.

There is a flap labelled "c", shaped like a cake. Underneath is a rather smiley cat. You could plausibly imagine her purring all day long. You're with the program up til now ? Good.

There is a flap labelled "b", shaped like a balloon. Underneath is a pop-up butterfly.

Date: 2004-10-20 04:31 am (UTC)
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Heh. The samples are left in the postroom at my current place of work. The humour value somehow is lost in that context.

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