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venta ([personal profile] venta) wrote2004-02-09 09:26 pm

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Well, I think it's time for an update while I eat my mushroom and cashew risotto. And yes, since you ask, traditional mushroom risotto is meant to have savoy cabbage in it.

These days, when I don't wander round Oxford for large parts of the day as I used to, my register of Oxford Eccentrics and Nutters is no longer as complete as it used to be. I've lost track of who's still around.

Saturday afternoon, wallking along Queen Street, I was delighted to see The Singing Man, whom I haven't seen around in years. The Singing Man is probably in, I'd guess his fifties or sixties, short hair, glasses, generally neat appearance. He is usually either walking along the pavement, or riding a bike, and is only notable for a reason that should be obvious - he sings. Loudly, expressively, and quite tunefully. Music hall songs, show songs, occasionally WWII songs.

He came to my attention in my second year, when he took a fancy to a friend of mine, and used to stand under Jeff's window, serenading him. Jeff, a remarkably straight-laced American Rhodes scholar, really didn't like this. However, if you've never walked over Magdalen Bridge in the dawn and met The Singing Man riding his bike up the slight incline, arms spread wide singing The hills.... are alive..., well you simply haven't lived. And anyway, he sang to me on Saturday, and it made me happy.

There is a pause in the update here, while I get very confused. A song, which sounds kind of interesting, is playing at me courtesy of MTV2. On the basis of the singer's voice, and overall sound, I decide it must be Idlewild, but they look all wrong. Eventually the little pop-up bar tells me it was in fact Blink 182. Eh ? Since when did they sound anything like that ?

And in other news, the other day I actually had a Big Issue seller trying to persuade me not to buy a Big Issue. I'd been to Argos, in pursuit of my by-now epic quest to get a CD tower. At last successful, I was carrying the only one in Oxfordshire back from the city centre to my car in the Westgate Centre car park. I leant the flatpack box against the wall, and advanced on the ticket machine. I leaped backwards and caught the box as it fell over. I re-propped it, gave it a severe talking to, and headed back to the ticket machine. I dived backwards in time to catch the box again.

At this point, the Big Issue chap took pity on me, and wandered over to babysit the box. I fed the machine money, and then asked the bloke for a Big Issue. Which I would have done earlier, had I not had my hands full of flatpack. He, however, seemed extremely concerned that I was "only" buying one as a return favour, and thus he repeatedly tried to tell me that I didn't have to have one.

There is a protracted pause in this update, while I get visited by an unexpected Samantha.

I'm currently having one of my sporadic fits of remembering that the postal service is a really good thing. OK, so they're slower than they'd like you to believe, and they do randomly lose stuff, and all that, but in general: for under a quid you can send stuff to people. All over the country! The world!

How cool is that ?

In this internet-era, it's easy to forget the post. After all, why would I bother with a letter when I can trot out an email ? And the answer is: because it means much more to get a letter. I swop emails, phone calls, and sms's with my parents, but I wouldn't trade my weekly letter, written by my mum on a Sunday night. Letters are tangible objects, sometimes they come with engrained scents, or a sense of the sender which is utterly lost in an email.

And you can send.... stuff. I sent [livejournal.com profile] verlaine a CD I'd made up, honouring a promise I made a few months back to send him a compilation. For, oooh, about 60p or so, you can send someone a CD. For nothing more than the price of a normal stamp, my mum sends me press cuttings, recipres, and other random bits. Recently, [livejournal.com profile] stompyboots was offering to mail stuff to various friends of hers, and yay for her doing her bit to keep life interesting.

So, a challenge for this week: post someone something. Someone, maybe, who you're in regular e-communication with, or whose LJ you read, but whom you don't see as often as you'd like. Send 'em a letter, send 'em a picture, send 'em a tape or a story, send 'em something utterly bizarre. A small gift, even a bar of chocolate, is an exciting and funky thing to get through the post; I once posted someone two chocolate digestives, though there was a good reason for it at the time.

Sporadically throughout my life I have kept up a low-level guerrila campaign of surreal post, sent to people hapless enough to have given me a snail address, and whom I didn't see enough in the general course of things. I may resume it, it's been in abeyance for a few years now. Go on, get out, all of you, and put things in envelopes. (And remember - things that fit though letterboxes: good. Things you have to go and collect if you missed the parcel man: less good as a random surprise.)

There's been a bit of a hiatus in Designated Heroes of the Week, for various reasons. However, I'd actually like to nominate the doorman at the Zodiac last night, for completely failing to conform to stereotype, and completely failing to be randomly unreasonable. Notably, after only a bit of wrangling, he let me buy a ticket for the gig upstairs, nip out in the interval to see one of the support bands downstairs, then go back upstairs again. So I got to see Red Sky Coven and Bloc Party, despite the fact they were technically playing different gigs.

[identity profile] snow-leopard.livejournal.com 2004-02-09 01:41 pm (UTC)(link)
When I was at university I used to send Jelly Letters.
Instructions:
Half fill a mailable container (old vitamin tablet bottles are good for this). Leave to set.
Write letter.
Wrap letter in a number of letters of cling film.
Fill remainder of container with jelly and leave to set.
Post to friend (with a little note on top of jelly that reads eat me).

They were remarably good fun, maybe I should start doing them again!!!

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[identity profile] venta.livejournal.com 2004-02-09 01:45 pm (UTC)(link)
OK, I take it back. I never managed anything remotely surreal. Crikey, I thought writing on a jigsaw and posting it dis-assembled was avant garde.

[livejournal.com profile] snow_leopard wins hands down, and I bow out gracefully.

And yes, you should start doing them again!

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[identity profile] snow-leopard.livejournal.com 2004-02-09 01:52 pm (UTC)(link)
you should start doing them again!
Not sure I know anyone who would appreciate them (except possibly [livejournal.com profile] davefish and he would just eat the letter along with the jelly without noticing its existence).

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[identity profile] venta.livejournal.com 2004-02-09 01:57 pm (UTC)(link)
What?
How could anyone not like a letter full of jelly ?
Cretins :)

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[identity profile] snow-leopard.livejournal.com 2004-02-09 01:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Plus not sure what the post-office would feel about them these days. I think the university post office was used to strange things being sent!!

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[identity profile] venta.livejournal.com 2004-02-10 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
Great. I am interested, however, by what they mean by "filth". Given they've already ruled out "Indecent, obscene or offensive material" in a separate clause, I'm curious.

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[identity profile] arralethe.livejournal.com 2004-02-10 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
I submit that they must mean things like toenail clippings. Or am I being innocent?

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[identity profile] venta.livejournal.com 2004-02-10 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
Well, they also ban "clinical and medical waste", and "environmental waste", but not specifically waste of the human kind.

So maybe that's it.

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[identity profile] onebyone.livejournal.com 2004-02-10 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
Could be a misprint for "filk". Sending filk anywhere ought to be a criminal offence, never mind the Post Office just refusing it.

[identity profile] broadmeadow.livejournal.com 2004-02-11 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
> A letter containing any of the following items may be posted...
> * Living creatures

A [very weird] schoolfriend of mine would often mark any package he sent: "Fragile. Contains live frogs". It surprises me now to realise he could actually have sent live frogs through the post.

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[identity profile] davefish.livejournal.com 2004-02-10 03:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmmph! I object, I wouldn't be that gormless....

Ach, who am I trying to kid. Grin

But that aside, it is a fantastic idea. I am very impressed with it.
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[personal profile] taimatsu 2004-02-09 02:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Currently I want to send people beaded jewellery, as I make a lot of it and need homes for it. Would you like some? Or would you like me to post you other things? If so, email me a postal address and I will send you stuff :)

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[identity profile] failmaster.livejournal.com 2004-02-09 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
If it's nice jewellery (which I'm sure it is) there's quite a market for it on Ebay. A friend of mine sells quite a bit of bead jewellery that way.

Of course, she still has enough left over to throw mercilessly at her friends! :)

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[identity profile] venta.livejournal.com 2004-02-10 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
I was just musing the other day that I own quite a lot of jewellery, but pretty much never stir myself to wear any of it. By default I never even manage to put earrings in these days :)

But I'm always up for exciting postal experiences. I'll mail you an address, you send me yours ?
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[identity profile] jiggery-pokery.livejournal.com 2004-02-09 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
A Friend of mine recently expressed great joy at being Fed-Exed a helium-filled balloon in a box. The balloon hit her on the head most unexpectedly when she opened the box.

There's a "negative postal charges" gag to be done here, but not at all a good one.

[identity profile] verlaine.livejournal.com 2004-02-09 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
You are my DHW for said CD. If nothing else, it's definitely made me want to take acid...

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[identity profile] venta.livejournal.com 2004-02-10 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
made me want to take acid

Now, now, you know what will happen.

What did you think of Rainbows, by the way ?

[identity profile] nalsa.livejournal.com 2004-02-10 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
There was a thing when [livejournal.com profile] stoopidbird was working at the DoE and she'd send out a letter containing random stuff from her desk to the first person to comment on her first LJ entry of the day. That made me laugh, and I'm contemplating doing that myself to try to reduce the piles of stuff on my desk at the moment.

[identity profile] zandev.livejournal.com 2004-02-10 09:21 am (UTC)(link)

I once surprised [livejournal.com profile] lanfykins by sending her an email by post. Irritated by the lack of quoting in physical mail, I photocopied her previous letter, cut it into bits, then composed a letter in email format.

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[identity profile] venta.livejournal.com 2004-02-10 09:30 am (UTC)(link)
Aye, I've done that - though actually, I was replying to an email> The mail arrived at the end of term, and in those days I didn't have net access at home, so I printed a copy and took it home with me. Saves all that tiresome business in letters of having to give things context :)

[identity profile] davefish.livejournal.com 2004-02-10 11:55 am (UTC)(link)
I've been writing leeters for people for quite some time now, but I find that it is often a problem finding people who are happy to write back. It is defintiely a good way to communicate.

How were Red Sky Coven?

savoy cabbage

[identity profile] thegreenman.livejournal.com 2004-02-10 01:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmm...savoy cabbage, a recently discovered pleasure in my case. I think it would work fine in mushroom risotto.