I couldn't ever bring myself to hate you as I'd like

[venta]

Earlier this week, I bought some tickets for Doctors, Dissection and Resurrection Men. It's an exhibition at the Museum of London, following the excavation of a burial ground which contained "extensive evidence of dissection, autopsy and amputation, bones wired for teaching, and animals dissected for comparative anatomy". I bought the tickets on a Time Out special offer.

Based on that, Time Out have just sent me an email of further offers they think might interest me: cut-price deals on Brazilian bikini waxing, rabbit vibrators, a bulk buy of 50 condoms, a "boudoir" photo-shoot or a "Boink Box" (no, really).

I remain lightly bewildered. And very slightly concerned that I have misunderstood about the resurrection men.

Comments

[uitlander]

I suspect their CRM system has mild dyslexia.

[huskyteer.livejournal.com]

Now I'm wondering if I hate anyone enough to pay £24.99 and have a box of sex toys delivered anonymously to their home or workplace.

[mr-tom.livejournal.com]

Good Lord, does 50 really count as a 'bulk buy'?

[undyingking.livejournal.com]

I wonder if they really mean "silicon cuffs". And if so, are they monocrystalline?