I like banana fritters when I can get them. But surely peas aren't big enough to fritt?

A naughty friend created http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spam_fritter which has since been edited extensively to take out the naughty bits.
I countered with http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raspberry_Ripple which still has the naughty bit, though it has been simplified. And the article has been used in the Torygraph too - http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/7821505/The-Kitchen-Thinker-Raspberry-Ripple.html - but I digress.