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venta ([personal profile] venta) wrote2011-03-22 10:48 am

Just like every cowboy sings a sad, sad song

So... in a few weeks, I am partly responsible for organising a hen night. A couple of you know who the hen is, so no telling her what we're planning, ok?

Anyway, we have a weekend planned, and were intending to go out for a nice meal on the Saturday night. Accordingly, the other bridesmaid and I sallied forth to our chosen restaurant, Richmond's Rock & Rose last night to test it out.

It has the sort of decor that I privately classify as "ludicrous overblown". Huge chandeliers, wallpaper with gigantic roses, mismatched chairs, masses of bright cushions. And roses... fresh roses everywhere. It's rather pink, and girly, and a long way from my normal tastes but it all works rather well.

Would we like a cocktail? Oh, go on, we'll have their signature martini: vanilla vodka and fresh passion fruit, served with (oddly) a shot glass full of champagne on the side. I drank mine alternately, Cathy mixed hers - both worked. The martini part was a beautiful blend of vodka and fresh fruit, with a chunk of passion fruit bobbing about in the middle.

The menu was interesting: we both plumped immediately for the same main course (miso cod fillet with steamed pak choi and sticky rice), but decided that was daft so I switched to monkfish, tiger prawn and coconut curry. The food was very good - the only criticisms I could fairly level at mine was that the naan bread which came with my curry was a bit underwhelming although both the curry and the coriander rice were excellent. And my roast duck salad starter had a single olive in it which - due to singleness and totally inappropriate taste - I presume must have somehow fallen in there accidentally. Maybe it was a witty touch I failed to understand, because it's a fairly strange thing to happen.

In the interests of being able to get up the following morning, we thought splitting a bottle of wine after large cocktails was probably ill advised, so just had a glass of wine each. There's a decent by-the-glass selection, and the waitress' suggestion of a crisp pinot grigio stood up surprisingly well to the chilli and coconut in my curry. Also, monkfish is brilliant: why have I only noticed this in the last month of so? I'd have expected it to fall apart into mush when curried but it remained soft and coherent.

Rock & Rose was, in fact, exactly what we wanted: great food, interesting menu (which caters well for non-meat eaters and non-dairy people), fabulous cocktails, funky decor, nice atmosphere. Sadly, other people have noticed this too, and they were completely unable to squeeze in a party of 12 on the day we want :(

Accordingly, we need to come up with an alternative venue, sharpish. I usually choose my restaurants exclusively on food (my favourite Ealing eatery has melamine tables, and a TV on the wall - usually showing football), and I've very little idea how one goes about locating somewhere with a suitably exciting ambience. I can think of lots of "nice" places to eat, but nowhere particularly cool and girly to fit what we were planning.

So, the internet! I need you. Can anyone recommend a restaurant easily accessible from Ealing which is suitably funky, whose menu will stand up to a bunch of pescetarians and someone who's badly dairly-allergic, isn't too bank-breaking, and might be able to fit a party of 12 in mid-April? I imagine we're going to be a reasonably respectable party of 12 rather than the sort of shrieking hen night you'd cross the street to avoid (at least, I hope we are...)

[identity profile] sea-of-flame.livejournal.com 2011-03-22 10:53 am (UTC)(link)
Did you mean to lock/filter this by the way, to avoid the bride to be stumbling upon it?

[identity profile] venta.livejournal.com 2011-03-22 11:06 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks for the thought but no, I didn't. She's not a livejournal user (or even reader), so I'm not unduly worried about her finding it unless someone deliberately points her at it ;)

Just like every night has its daw-aw-aw-awn

[identity profile] phlebas.livejournal.com 2011-03-22 11:15 am (UTC)(link)
This is a good monkfish recipe (if a bit of a palaver).

Re: Just like every night has its daw-aw-aw-awn

[identity profile] venta.livejournal.com 2011-03-22 12:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmm. I wonder if there's a direct correlation between palaver and recipes which use the word "quenelle" in the serving instructions.

I'm extremely anti-pea, and I tolerate rather than enjoy fennel, so I'm not sure I'm likely to give it a try. I should probably try to do posh cooking of that nature occasionally, though.

Re: Just like every night has its daw-aw-aw-awn

[identity profile] phlebas.livejournal.com 2011-03-22 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Just leave out the peas and fennel and the recipe becomes far less work!

Re: Just like every night has its daw-aw-aw-awn

[identity profile] venta.livejournal.com 2011-03-22 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Fried monkfish! Brilliant :) I could serve it with a quenelle of chips.

[identity profile] ebee.livejournal.com 2011-03-22 11:50 am (UTC)(link)
Tapas and cocktails in Richmond? Don fernandos? Right by the station, great food, good communal atmosphere and mum swears by it. Good drinks.

[identity profile] ebee.livejournal.com 2011-03-22 11:52 am (UTC)(link)
Ali suggests 'The Weir' in Brentford coz of extensive cocktail menu.

[identity profile] venta.livejournal.com 2011-03-22 12:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Although I like the tapas bar in Richmond it's not really the stylish sort of venue we were hoping to find... will investigate The Weir, I've not heard of it before!

[identity profile] beckyl.livejournal.com 2011-03-22 12:10 pm (UTC)(link)
half a kudo cos I can't remember the artist for 'every rose has it's thorn'

[identity profile] venta.livejournal.com 2011-03-22 12:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I think possibly extra kudos for having successfully expunged Poison from your brain :)

[identity profile] beckyl.livejournal.com 2011-03-22 12:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Was that the last thing I had running round in there? It's been Aaaaages...

[identity profile] augeas.livejournal.com 2011-03-22 02:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Is the nice-but-vaguely-pricey Japanese place by North Ealing Tube still there?

[identity profile] venta.livejournal.com 2011-03-22 02:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Nice-but-vaguely-pricey-Japanese describes a large number of places in the area :)

The only one I can think of near North Ealing tube is MoMo[*], which is the restaurant attached to a hotel on Hanger Lane. There are several near Ealing Common tube, though, including one which was famously nice but I never managed to make it there before it closed (Sushi Hiro). Also including the place I described above as my favourite local eatery (Kiraku).

I'm a bit wary of taking a large group to a Japanese restaurant when I don't know people's opinions on Japanese food.

[*] Which, when saying out loud, I am compelled to say very loudly in a manner which suggests it is part of a KLF backing vocal. Every time.

[identity profile] beckyl.livejournal.com 2011-03-23 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
Justified Ancients!

[identity profile] tigerfort.livejournal.com 2011-03-22 02:15 pm (UTC)(link)
From your description and their webpage, I can only assume that the owners of Rock and Rose are huge fans of Utena. (Sadly, I have nothing more useful to add to the discussion.)

[identity profile] venta.livejournal.com 2011-03-22 02:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Er... er... I have no idea what you're talking about. Probably not the city in north-east Lithuania that Wikipedia turned up. Maybe the Manga character the disambiguation page sent me to?

[identity profile] tigerfort.livejournal.com 2011-03-22 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Revolutionary Girl Utena indeed. As it happens, "Roses ... everywhere" is a phrase used both in the series and as an in-joke between people who've seen it, so I assumed you were using it as a deliberate reference.

(Memo to self: there are actually some pop-culture things that Venta doesn't know, despite appearances to the contrary :)

I do recommend the series, by the way. Of course, it's been impossible to get a legitimate copy of the English translation for years....

[identity profile] valkyriekaren.livejournal.com 2011-03-22 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Reommendations from a coworker who lives in W London:

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http://www.indianzing.co.uk/home.html
Ate there last night. Nice food, the Fish Shirelle was much loved by other members of the family. I think it was an average Main course price of 8.95 ish... I didn't pay the bill so I don't know for sure.

http://www.saigon-saigon.co.uk/
Saigon Saigon - haven't personally eaten here as it keeps throwing my family off by daring to be closed between 2.30 and 6pm. However Vietnamese food is lovely and very dairy free.
"

[identity profile] venta.livejournal.com 2011-03-22 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks - not familiar with either of those, but will check them out. Sadly, probably without eating in both as I don't think I can afford the research bill!