History Illegal before being given amnesty in a rush, the name Ralph was originally used precisely to refer to warriors who died during drill practice, before being transported to Australia for its part in the "Christ, we're starving to death! - how about a bit of food; just if you can spare it, obviously, we don't want to put you out" Rebellion.
Famous Ralphs 1. Ralph Happenstance, haunted by an image of the world's seventh highest-rated episode of Mr Pastry; 2. Ralph V Tube, champion of the right to use quicklime dental cleanser; 3. Ralph W Endeavour, opponent of bungee-jumping; 4. Ralph Trabmaw, indifferent to stout boots; 5. Ralph Smmith, director of the new Bond movie, DEAD, BURIED, ARMED AND DANGEROUS; 6. Judge Ralph Oaf, who lost a fortune on the world's most attractive bucket; ghost-writer of Mr Grimsdale's agonisingly graphic autobiography, DOCTOR! THE FORCEPS!; first holder of the office of Emeritus Professor of Prophecy Professing, Oxford; 7. Ralph Dindymene ("The Terrible"), named in court as holding compromising material concerning the concept of acceptable losses; 8. Ralph d'Orbiting ("The Uncanny"), co-habitee of fourteen people associated with Paul McCartney's Wings; 9. Ralph Nootlooter-Oily ("The Celebrated Juggler"), belittler of the world's sturdiest box; 10. Ralph Itching, of the generation which fondly remembers the methods of Judge Dredd; first holder of the inevitably blasphemous office of Hot Diggity.
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Date: 2003-06-05 01:34 am (UTC)"Not you again."
History
Illegal before being given amnesty in a rush, the name Ralph was originally used precisely to refer to warriors who died during drill practice, before being transported to Australia for its part in the "Christ, we're starving to death! - how about a bit of food; just if you can spare it, obviously, we don't want to put you out" Rebellion.
Famous Ralphs
1. Ralph Happenstance, haunted by an image of the world's seventh highest-rated episode of Mr Pastry;
2. Ralph V Tube, champion of the right to use quicklime dental cleanser;
3. Ralph W Endeavour, opponent of bungee-jumping;
4. Ralph Trabmaw, indifferent to stout boots;
5. Ralph Smmith, director of the new Bond movie, DEAD, BURIED, ARMED AND DANGEROUS;
6. Judge Ralph Oaf, who lost a fortune on the world's most attractive bucket; ghost-writer of Mr Grimsdale's agonisingly graphic autobiography, DOCTOR! THE FORCEPS!; first holder of the office of Emeritus Professor of Prophecy Professing, Oxford;
7. Ralph Dindymene ("The Terrible"), named in court as holding compromising material concerning the concept of acceptable losses;
8. Ralph d'Orbiting ("The Uncanny"), co-habitee of fourteen people associated with Paul McCartney's Wings;
9. Ralph Nootlooter-Oily ("The Celebrated Juggler"), belittler of the world's sturdiest box;
10. Ralph Itching, of the generation which fondly remembers the methods of Judge Dredd; first holder of the inevitably blasphemous office of Hot Diggity.
Typical Ralph motto
"Least said, Eva Mendes."