Have you heard the news today, oh boy!

[venta]

From the BBC website:

Nick Leeson on City morality

Coming soon...

Pol Pot on humanitarian issues.

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[bateleur.livejournal.com]

Ooh, this is a good game!

* Sir Alan Sugar on diversity in the workplace
* Charlie Sheen on celibacy
* Anne Widdecombe on sexy haircuts

...this could keep me amused all afternoon!

[venta.livejournal.com]

Hurrah! I thought I was the only person who'd think it was a good game :)

Amy Winehouse on the joys of an abstemious lifestyle.

Henry VIII on marital harmony.

And, er, one which I fear is far too politically incorrect for me to write here. I mean actually politically incorrect, and potentially quite offensive.

[davefish.livejournal.com]

Vinny Jones on peaceful diplomacy
Robert Maxwell on fair wages.
Matthew Hopkins on religious tolerance.

[venta.livejournal.com]

Cardinal Cormac Murphy-O’Connor on being an English vicar.

[kissifa.livejournal.com]

Gordon Ramsey on anger management!

[mejoff.livejournal.com]

Tony Blair on sincerity.
Noel Gallagher on creativity.
Sarah Palin on applying for jobs you're capable of fucking doing.

[valkyriekaren.livejournal.com]

Tony Blair on knowing when to quit
Julie Burchill on modesty

[undyingking.livejournal.com]

Well, they do say it takes one to know one.

(Although they also say; he who smelt it, dealt it.)

[ewx.livejournal.com]

Blimey, he doesn't half waffle.