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venta ([personal profile] venta) wrote2003-04-08 06:26 pm

Pocket Weirdness

Last year, I bought a pair of pale green cords. I quite like them, but am regularly annoyed by their absence of back pockets.

I've just found the back pocket. It's on the inside.

Good for security, I suppose. But I can't help feeling that trying to get anything out of it is going to be undignified at best...

That's...

[identity profile] wimble.livejournal.com 2003-04-08 10:46 am (UTC)(link)
a shame.
Yup, that's the term I was looking for.

[identity profile] verlaine.livejournal.com 2003-04-08 12:56 pm (UTC)(link)
How do you know you're not just wearing your trousers inside out, eh, eh?

[identity profile] venta.livejournal.com 2003-04-08 01:14 pm (UTC)(link)
How do you know you're not just wearing your trousers inside out, eh, eh?

Pocket majority. The way I wear them, 3 out of 4 pockets are on the outisde :)

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[personal profile] chrisvenus 2003-04-08 01:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I am always happy to help protect your dignity. Any time I am around feel free to ask me to put or get anything into your back pocket. ;-)

Scary woman

[identity profile] condign.livejournal.com 2003-04-08 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
You just admitted to having green trousers with the ability to hold a concealed weapon.

Re: Scary woman

[identity profile] onebyone.livejournal.com 2003-04-09 02:43 am (UTC)(link)

"Does my gun look big in this?"

Re: Scary woman

[identity profile] condign.livejournal.com 2003-04-09 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
Hah. If a woman asks you that question, run!

Re: Scary woman

[identity profile] wimble.livejournal.com 2003-04-09 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
But it doesn't matter if her gun looks big, because by the time she's drawn it, it'll be possible to run away.
Unless you want to stick around while she undresses.

Oh dear, lots of very dead people then.