Lovers watch their backs

The other day, someone accused me of being a millennial. I wasn't even eating avocado toast at the time.

I'm not a millennial, I'm the tail-end fo Generation X. And pleased about that in a way that is mildly ridiculous, given that the year I was born in wasn't exactly under my control.

So what prompted someone - who both knows my age, and is a clear decade my junior - to call me a millennial?

( What? )

And apparently that makes me a millennial.

I do like avocado toast, though.