Your smile is like a breath of spring, your voice is soft like summer rain

Hello. It's July. And at the end of June you know what happens, right? I go off to the world's greatest performing arts festival, and then drivel on for pages and pages about it.

So here we are, Glastonbury 2014. If you are allergic to words, you can find the pictorial version on Flickr.

Wednesday

( Can't get a gig at Glastonbury this year )

Thursday

Gaz Brookfield, The 1975, Metronomy, Mr B The Gentleman Rhymer

( There's a festival in Pilton where I need to sink a beer )

Friday

Kaiser Chiefs, Alabama 3, [Blondie], Rodrigo y Gabriela, [The Young 'Uns], [De La Soul], Kevin P Gilday, Abe Nouk, [Fishermans Friends], The Tuts, Foster the People, Interpol, [Elbow], Lykke Li, Arcade Fire

( What do you want for tea? I want crisps )

Saturday

Nick Mulvey, Balina Whalers, Prof. Elemental, The Riptide Movement, Warpaint, Courtney Barnett, Clean Bandit, [George Ezra], Manic Street Preachers, [Goldfrapp], Dan le Sac vs. Scroobius Pip, Metallica

( Thou shalt not question Billy Bragg )

Sunday

Billy Bragg, English National Ballet, CC Smugglers, Attila the Stockbroker, [Billy Bragg], [Soak], [White Lies], Public Service Broadcasting, Dolly Parton, Jake Bugg, Bombay Bicycle Club, [Kate Tempest], Johnny Flynn and the Sussex Wit, Kasabian

( Theirs is a land with a wall around it, and mine is a faith in my fellow man )