When the ship goes wop (with a wiggle between) and the steward falls in the soup tureen

Wow, it's a festival whirl round these parts at the moment. First Glastonbury, then Elton John developed appendicitis and caused his headlining (and very expensive) show in Hyde Park to morph into a free gig, and then last Friday was a day out at Latitude. Next stop, Indietracks.

( Latitude! )