I'm living on a landmine, my body's ticking away

Most excellent. One of my colleagues - who's just been up in the Lakes, walking - has brought us some Grasmere gingerbread.

For those of you not familiar with Grasmere gingerbread, it is the Dwarf Bread of gingery comestibles. And it's flippin' lovely. I am now (a) full of gingerbread and (b) covered in crumbs.