And the calendar pages blew

On Sunday, I took myself off for a walk down Uxbridge Road to frolic among the fleshpots and poundshops of West Ealing. I actually wanted to buy a small, flip-top plastic bin. I failed utterly, but I discovered a whole new fruit.

( New fruit! Kinda... )

Take a beat box, and add a garage racket.... box frenzy!

How does one use google again?

Specifically, how does one use it locate real, physical shops that one can really, physically visit? Obviously it's easy to answer (say) "where is the nearest branch of Smiths?", but it I want to answer "where is the nearest shop which will sell me a specific, but faintly obscure, item?", how do I go about doing that?

I'm sure there must be a perfectly simple, obvious solution, but I appear to be missing it. All I can turn up is online stores. Yellow pages seemed like a good guess, but unless you can phrase your question sufficiently broadly, you don't get any sense out of it.

( What is it you want to buy? )

There's a time and place for everything

Well.

I didn't see that coming.

Stone Roses reforming

And recording new material?

Bloody hell.

Really??