The revolution is just an ethical haircut away

Today, clearing through my spam folder, I noticed I had an email from someone whose name was "Prepaid Revolution".

Actually, they're offering me the enticing opportunity to market my company via the medium of their prepaid cards (offering the facility of debit/credit cards to those with too poor a credit rating to have such a thing).

But never mind that.

Isn't "prepaid revolution" a great phrase? Sounds like the title of a short story...

Note to self: write more, you idiot.