There’ll be lots of drinking in Heaven. Smoking and eating and sex

This morning, moving some stuff of my desk, I uncovered a bookmark sent to me by CAMRA and advertising a book called "300 Beers To Drink Before You Die".

I just don't get this recent rash of books. 1000 Things To Do Before You Die. 501 Books To Read Before You Die. 999 Places To Visit Before You Die.

Firstly, I don't get them because they're really just filler; lists of things which probably won't be tailored very exactly to your tastes. They look like the sort of books you give to people when you don't know what to give them. Flicking through a few, I've not felt particularly inspired by the things they think I ought to do/read/eat/drink/shag.

But mostly I object to these books because I want to know who they're aimed at. If the target demographic believes that death is total oblivion and nothing comes after, then half the title is superfluous: "1000 Things To Do" would be fine as a title because, hey, you're not going to do them after you die, are you ?

If, however, the intended reader believes in life after death, then why limit yourself ? "1000 Things To Do" - and you can do them in the here and now or in the afterlife/your next reincarnation, whichever suits you best.

Why do publishers think that adding "Before You DIE" to a book title will encourage us ? Just in case life isn't enough of a struggle anyway, have another deadline!

My daddy was a TV, my mommy was a magazine

My previous post reminds me: I don't actually like lists of things as a form of entertainment. Which therefore poses the question "What on earth am I doing with a subscription to Q magazine?"

( Lists? )

However, here's my dilemma... I read Vox magazine for years, until it packed in, and then started reading Q when I'm sure it wasn't so list-centric. But looking around the shelves, I simply don't see anything particularly appealing to replace my monthly Q.

Does anyone have any recommendations for good music magazines ? Select's packed in these days, and Mojo scares me by being far too grown up and worthy. There's a wealth of classical music magazines of varying qualities, but I'd like something that covers a more rock/pop/indie sort of area.