Hey, kids, give it up for Sammy the Salmon

Does anyone else think that the latest Chemical Brothers' song was released for a bet ? A song about the life cycle of a salmon - with instructions on how to dance like a salmon - is every bit as awful as it sounds.

Admittedly, "Oh my God what have I done/Got a brain like bubblegum" was hardly epic poetry, but at least the previous single could hold its head up as a serious piece of dance music. This one - currently at an undeserved number 27 - sounds like some sort of ghastly parody produced by a government initiative to make year 7s think biology is fun.